Frivology

Apparently, it’s easier than I thought to be a militant atheist.  Apparently, all you have to do is buy a t-shirt!

Check out how militant the new atheists are by logging on to the website of one of the movement’s patriarchs, Brit Richard Dawkins. There you can buy aT-shirt with a quotation from Dawkins’ best-seller, “The God Delusion.”The quotation spares no punches for those of us who believe in God and the Bible: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty, ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist…”

Well there you are! I cut short the intolerant diatribe, but don’t be surprised if you’re walking through the mall some day and you run smack into it - as I say, atheism is out of the closet, preaching their gospel with a fierce pitbull militancy we’ve never before seen here in the Western world.

via Atheists preach with evangelical fervour - The Daily Observer - Ontario, CA .

Well, crap… if a t-shirt makes you a militant, there’s an awful lot more militant Christians out there than there are militant atheists.

I wish I got weird-assed emails like these.  Surely, it would make my days more entertaining: 

Also if you have kids. when you lay your baby on the side, you crush the ears.The head is the heaviest part of the body at that stage. So you need to put a hole in the pillow or something, so the ears do not get crushed. You will have a much happier baby.

All comes from the ALMIGHTY FATHER,OUR LORD JESUS Christ and THE HOLY SPIRIT. i am just a worker.

Please look at the physic’s in all of this. To have a strong foundation,your structure has to be rectified.

If this could get out to the world. It will solve so many problem’s we face on this planet.

A program needs to be set up.

The problems are inside us. And here is the solution.

PS: Once you complete the seven week’s,look to the light, any light. Because evil will come after you. Safe journey.

via Pharyngula: I get email.

It sounds like someone had a lucid dream and decided it was real.

Wait… eternity next to some guy who can’t stop going on about how awaesome the Raiders are?  That IS Hell! Even more fun images by Gerry Canavan.